Friday, April 21, 2006
Treadmill..? Who needs a treadmill?
After reading Jessica's recent post about her diet and exercise journey, I thought I'd let you know what I've been up to. Here's the situation...
I used to have a scale in the bathroom and I would weigh myself every once in a while just for the heck of it, as I had pretty much just settled into a comfortable (not ideal, mind you) "coasting weight". That's all fine and good. Well, when we got our kitten in December, I had to put the scale in the closet to make room for the litter box! (Kitty's gotta go somewhere!) Well, I "coasted" through the holidays with my scale tucked safely away in the hall closet. All of a sudden, for some strange reason, my clothes started to not fit! Hmmmm... I thought, "Something must be wrong with our new washer and dryer! All of my clothes shrunk!" So, just for the fun of it, I decided to dig out the scale. Well, I don't know what happened, but apparently if you put a scale in a closet for two months, it goes bad!! I stepped on it and it had the nerve to tell me that I had put on some weight! (Whatever.) So, still convinced that it had just done too much time in the closet, I made both of my boys step on the scale to "test" it. Well, they BOTH registered higher than I remember, so there ya go! Two healthy, young, growing boys couldn't possibly have gained any weight since their last doctor visit! It must be the scale! Yes, that's just how in denial I was. Ha! Well, regardless of the inaccuracy the scale, I thought I should probably make some life style changes, just in case it was actually me, not the scale or the washer or the dryer! So, I say to the scale (not really), "You want to tell me I've gained a few pounds? Fine! I'll just stop eating cookies and chips and do a few jumping jacks and those pounds will be gone in a week! Then I will be happily back to my (not quite ideal) coasting weight again! No biggie." Take THAT, stupid scale!
Fast forward 2 months...Not a single, even half a pound lost! Not only is my faulty scale weighing heavy, now it's stuck! For heaven's sake. It was finally time to be brutally honest with myself. I am (gulp) over 30 now, and since I didn't really want to make any more sacrifices in the food consumption area, it was time to step up my work outs! So, I pushed the coffee table out of the way and started running laps through my house! It must be quite a sight! (Trevor sure thought so when he woke up from one of his naps and I was still running! "Mom..? What are you doing!?" Pay no attention to the crazy woman running through your playroom...diningroom...livingroom...playroom... You get the idea.) I know what you're thinking..."You must have a huge house!?" Um, no. I'm surprised I don't get dizzy and fall down! Anyhoo, all that to say that I agree with Jessica (and Jodi and Kim...), on the benefits of running! I have now officially lost one whole pound!! Woo hoo! And we all know that scales don't lie! ; )
P.S. Jessica, I want you to know that I appreciate your friendship and I'm not going to take Blogger's spell check advice and replace you with "cheesecake"! LOL
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LOL....I am sure you know how hard I was laughing when I read this post. The mental images are GREAT!
That is awfully nice of you not to replace Jessica with Cheescake. Although Cheesecake is good. Still nice of you;) Blogger spell check is hoot sometimes
Well I just found out you live close to me..So I am getting a treadmill and then I have an eliptical. I would love to find time in our day to work out together and get to know you more! I think it would be fun. Then after we work out we can have some cheesecake..JK..
Melissa
LOL! That would be great, Melissa! Thank you!
Oh my gosh!!! I'm laughing out loud right now and my kids think something must be really wrong with me!!! :)
That was a GREAT post...way too funny!!! I'll have to read that again!
And if I must be replaced, I would say cheesecake is a worthy subsitute! :)
Thanks for the laugh!!!
That was great! And thanx for not replacing my wife with cheesecake, because I hate cheescake! =)
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